Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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