If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
where are my eyebrows?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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