Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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