just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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