dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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