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  if we break up, who will get the dealer?

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  No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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  I don't know what to judge you more for.

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  If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.

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  omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic

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  For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.

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  Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.

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  Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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  Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.

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  Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?

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  I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window

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  Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.

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  ... other people's boyfriends.

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  He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.

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  What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear

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  I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.

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