Last Night in Pennsylvania (215)

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  i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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  My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."

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  The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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  he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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  You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro

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  After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.

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  I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.

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  Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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  yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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  what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

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  6 min

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  i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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  we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man

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  yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"

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  he even offered to make my bed in the morning.

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