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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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(310): View more from California

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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(613): View more from Ontario

So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.

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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Apparently senior citizens don't like that position

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(515): View more from Iowa

hes a good boy he deserves a good blow

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