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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is your signature on my underwear?

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(626): View more from California

HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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(813): View more from Florida

I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.

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(334): View more from Alabama

God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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