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(256): View more from Alabama

Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...

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(415): View more from California

Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up

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(561): View more from Florida

Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!

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(801): View more from Utah

just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk

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(559): View more from California

Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.

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