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(845): View more from New York

She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox

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