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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday

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(802): View more from Vermont

as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.

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(415): View more from California

LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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