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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?

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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..

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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?

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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.

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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.

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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.

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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.

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