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  Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.

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  life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee

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  i will live by this rule

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  Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.

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  20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun

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  be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra

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  I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time

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  my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?

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  you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.

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  just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.

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  I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.

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  Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?

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  i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!

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  BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!

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  time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?

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  we need a secret handshake

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  how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?

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  i think we need a new approach.

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  i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them

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  its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you

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