Last Night in Mississippi (601)

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  My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.

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  Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.

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  I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.

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  Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?

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  I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.

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  But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.

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  Who is this?

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  Oops wrong number

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  Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working

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  How does the curb feel today?

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  It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.

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  Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.

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  I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.

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  just found a picture from last night.

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  the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?

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  uhm.... no?...

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  My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.

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  I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...

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  I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....

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