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Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch

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Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face

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APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.

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This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.

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So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up

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Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.

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Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar

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Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.

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