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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.

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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.

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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.

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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm

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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that

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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.

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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning

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