His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
