Last Night in Illinois (847)

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  Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?

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  Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious

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  Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?

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  Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.

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  It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.

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  I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now

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  Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.

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  Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.

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  Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.

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  Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.

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  whered you go

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  woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often

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  So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.

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  I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.

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  I wish I had a tail.

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  Why?

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  ...why not?

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