Last Night in New York City (917)

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  Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake

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  I am available for nakedness

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  He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.

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  ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys

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  Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!

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  Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.

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  My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants

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  He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?

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  So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.

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  I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/

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  It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.

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  It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.

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  Still fucking the ballerina?

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  She can put her legs behind her head.

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  Enough said

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  Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke

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  ayo

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  its like you know when i get waxed

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