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he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him

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No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge

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TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.

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I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick

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I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.

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she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal

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classy

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What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"

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.......Shattered dreams and tequila?

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Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome

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