do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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