I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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