Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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