Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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