Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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