so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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