don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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