Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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