i may or may not be watching the land before time
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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