I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she looked like the before picture.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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