anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You may now shotgun with the bride
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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