why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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