so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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