I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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