Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
What a dumb baby whore.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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