Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
