Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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