You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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