The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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