I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
is it fun? or sober?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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