I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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