did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize