Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So vagazzling was a success
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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