I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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