Last Night in Iowa (563)

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  You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.

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  I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.

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  dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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  Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.

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  No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..

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  How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them

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  Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

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  She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..

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  I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?

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  I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”

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  A gentleman AND a scholar

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  i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...

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  I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...

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  I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after

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  I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.

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  YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI

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  I CAN IF I WANT TO

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