Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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