i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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