Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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