this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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