Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Your cock deserves a montage
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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