There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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